What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:53
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!